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Slave Demotivational Poster


DEBT = SLAVERY - One Hole You Can Never Climb Out Of.. & They Want It That Way.


TAGS: debt money slavery
Rating: 4.16/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:43 pm
COLLEGES TO STUDENTS. "Uh, you see kids, Lincon was just kidding about that whole 'Emancipation Prclamation' thing."


CATEGORISATION - Often, many subjects come together.


TAGS: marriage slavery
Rating: 4.68/5

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SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 1:40 pm
wow never realized they were closely reagrded
Reality Lord - April 16, 2011, 8:09 am

i am reality lord....and i approve this message....lol. n1 KF.


SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.




CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


TEAMWORK -




FRIENDSHIP - A CAT WILL BE YOUR FRIEND BUT NEVER YOUR SLAVE




THE MORNING BREW -


TAGS: the taste of slave labour
Rating: 4.95/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:02 am
Magnificent! 5 additional sh**s!
Reality Lord - August 4, 2010, 9:20 pm

awesome 5wives for you!


ID CARDS -




DEDICATION - They can't fire me. Slaves have to be sold.


TAGS: job fire slave
Rating: 4.62/5

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MrRandom - April 29, 2010, 9:36 pm
More of these, and less religion ones, and you'll be well on your way here.
freestyler - April 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
Wauw nice! (every poster is nice because I am bad at making)
Derek - April 29, 2010, 5:44 pm
Good to see a newbie doing so well :})


MARTA - Batgirl, who?




GREAT-GRANDPA PHYDEAUX -




BLUE MILK - It does the body good.


TAGS: star wars princess leia slave jabba metal bikini
Rating: 2.83/5

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Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 2:03 pm
worser!


Jonny Rockets -


TAGS: jonny rockets slave labor food
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 3:58 am
I 5L believe it. But there's a difference between slave labor and Nazi Concentration Camp labor; ever head of the TJX company?


WHAT ARE THE ODDS? - A black woman in America that is descendant from slaves? Extraordinary! Tomorrow's bomb: Some Hispanic people have parentage that illegally entered the US! More News later as it develops!


TAGS: obama michelle black slaves
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
Hi, kimjira1 - latino lover hee - step correct, or go to politifake.org with your h** barrio mess.
Kimjira1 - April 10, 2010, 7:49 pm
f*** yourself, most latinos are descended from LEGAL immigrants. So shut the f*** up and read a f***ing book
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:20 am
The odds that a black woman is a descendant of slaves are about the same in most countries, especially Africa.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:17 am
B-E-A-yyyeeeeeuuuuutiful. Well played, sir.


EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION - It's more of a suggestion than a decree these days




SLAVERY - the circus has it.




BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh.


TAGS: sean canada canadian slavery
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:44 pm
5L - a great batch of motifakes, jmac!!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looky there another 5


RESTRICTION -


TAGS: freedom slavery
Rating: 4.64/5

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forseti - January 8, 2013, 2:35 am
great!!


Bierce on Debt Slavery -


TAGS: bierce debt slavery
Rating: 4.63/5

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Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:25 pm
Heart


HARD WORK -


TAGS: three meals a day for the slave fame and fortune to the master
Rating: 4.33/5

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motifayk - February 12, 2013, 9:16 am
Ha ha .. I generally leave the humor for the more funny people.
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:14 am
Moti ~ for a fleeting moment, I thought (from the title) this was poking fun at the Masters PGA tourney!! How wrong can an Ug get?


BY ANY OTHER NAME -




PALLIATIVE -




Slavery -


TAGS: slavery
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
FL, NC, MO, VA... you got some 'splain ta do!
C - June 1, 2009, 10:10 pm
circa 1850's asian
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 12:59 pm
Like, "Anime" Asian or "Kristi Yamaguchi" Asian?
FUCK EVERYBODY - May 24, 2009, 12:09 pm
God I wish I was Asian.
dgbt - April 8, 2009, 11:13 am
you're a f***ing idiot dude.
Fag-Hat! - April 8, 2009, 10:23 am
Obama just made us ALL into slaves... regardless of color... so is THAT why we are even?
PUSSYNOSE - January 26, 2009, 10:59 am
Looks like I was keepin it TOO REALY for ya... deleting all muh posts!
Porcelina - January 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
We got dem haters on our jocks.. whatever that means
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 4:10 pm
They are coming here and s******...not spamming.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 3:07 pm
Gee, you think?
Porcelina - January 23, 2009, 1:43 pm
I think we have people from other Motivational Poster sites coming here and spamming.
ha ha ha - January 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
***** SAID WHAT!?!?
Smalls Dickpumper - January 23, 2009, 9:31 am
ha ha ha
Darth Invade-Her - January 23, 2009, 9:15 am
Yes.
Bulgy McPackage - January 23, 2009, 12:54 am
Balls, big***k, a** hats, eating poles, what kind of g** p*** has this comment thread turned into? Are we all going to start posting comments under our p*** names now?
ASS-HAT - January 22, 2009, 3:15 pm
You are proof that bad people happen to decent web sites... I hope you are unable to spread your seed... not that you would be able to find a woman to take it.
BALLS ON YOUR FACE! - January 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
Culos, you are now claiming that your mother attempted an abortion with a coathanger while in her third tri-mester... but you managed to keep breathing... YOU go somewhere else ***k fingers!
Culos - January 21, 2009, 5:09 pm
WhiteGuy, are you now claiming you'd rather be black? Seriously the BIG***k alias gives you away!!!! Or would you just want to suck one? Either way, go somewhere else, we will not oblige.....
BIGDICK - January 21, 2009, 2:15 pm
If statistics were important... 1990's statistics outweigh NO stats... do you two give each other a reach around during your daily D&D camps?
Culos - January 21, 2009, 1:48 pm
Just yankin' his chain, hopin' the cage is locked.....
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 1:43 pm
Culos, Timmy here lives in the past - to include his 1990s "stats" and references to whips and cotton. Looking at his alias listing, Timmy is obviously severely retarded - unlike normal retarded people who can contribute to society.
Culos - January 21, 2009, 12:42 pm
There you go again, are you openly g** or still a closet case? Nobody wants to lick your scrawny balls, we just want you to go away.
White Dude - January 21, 2009, 12:40 pm
hey culos, until you even find any statistic... you can lick my balls... and until any black person in this conversation takes a whip to the back while picking cotton, dont talk to ME about "even"
Culos - January 21, 2009, 10:27 am
Are you really serious? Huppi.com, kangaroo.... Try to find a serious site with some background and not a retarded Aussie site in love with marsupials and their way of bouncing around and we might consider checking it out
UBERLOGIC DUDE! - January 21, 2009, 10:18 am
http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/L-welfareblack.htm notice at the bottom, it states under "notes on race" that blacks make up 12% of population (and I am pretty sure that is a high number, but this liberal stats page is least likely to be attacked by morons)
UberLogic Dude - January 21, 2009, 9:52 am
Lets make a deal ***k mouth... you present a link to YOUR flawless numbers showing that a higher percent of white population is on welfare... and I will present my figures... and then you can cry to your mommy because the big man with the facts pwned you!
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 8:39 am
"level around a bell curve"...*deep sigh**double facepalm**submits resignation from the human race*
Sean - January 20, 2009, 4:00 pm
Re: "Pole" -- I would ... thing's HUUUGE.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 20, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, PoleTimmy got pwned. Stupid **** can't even make a pseudonym, and he tries to take on LD. *sigh*
Logic Dude eats Goatsi - January 20, 2009, 2:48 pm
Well Logic Dude your numbers are flawed, because on a percentile level, blacks are abnormally high, and all other races level around a bell curve.
LogicDude - January 20, 2009, 2:26 pm
Timmy, you don't seem to understand the MATH of this issue. On an equal ratio there are MORE whites (by percentile) than blacks on welfare. Apparently they stole your job AND your education. And your Mom may have a big clit, but I wouldn't call it a pole.
continued - January 20, 2009, 9:33 am
The last word was "*Epedemic"
Logic Dude Eats Pole - January 20, 2009, 9:33 am
Well logic dude... why don't you try actually using logic... blacks make up only 10% of the population and whites make up OVER 50% of the population, I would f***ing HOPE that more white people were on welfare than blacks, but whites aren't facing and *ep
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 10:21 am
*Ahem* If you'll look at the stats you'll find a larger percentage of white people on welfare than blacks...but then I guess that is just because they "stole" your job, huh? Or could it be your inability to compose an inteligible thought?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 17, 2009, 2:57 am
Umm, Dictionary.com says it better than I can: "Insight: an instance of apprehending the true nature of a thing, esp. through intuitive understanding" I guess it works as a verb, too. So, yes, Sean is showing his insight with his response.
BLACKS ARE RACISTS - January 17, 2009, 1:12 am
As I have noticed, the "WHITE DUDE" has a really good point, and "Sean" (if that is your real name) is insighting hatred and racism with his response. More Power To Ya... "WHITE DUDE"!
Sean - January 16, 2009, 5:53 pm
WHITE DUDE's alliases include "Whitey" and "Whitey eats ***k". Did you happen to notice that H.F.?
Havana Fuque - January 16, 2009, 5:23 pm
Dear Cracker, might one inquire what important job provides your income? You'd be great at a number of things I can think off....
WHITE DUDE - January 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
So as I see it we are all equal, and being even has less to do with race and more to do with LAZY BASTARDS OF ALL COLOR GETTING OFF OF WELFARE SO I CAN KEEP MY INCOME!
WHITE DUDE - January 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
You all sound like angry school children. Lets think about this for a moment, Africans (who were black) sold slaves to Europeans in Africa (for liquer really). Europens sold those slaves to others (world wide, not just the U.S.) (... continued)
WHITE DUDE - January 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
Then the Republican Party freed the slaves in America, because our Constitution was written in a way that would eventually force the suffocation of the hellish act... then for 125 years after their freedom... many blacks use their ancestry as a crutch.
WHITE DUDE - January 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
You all sound like angry school children. Lets think about this for a moment, Africans (who were black) sold slaves to Europeans in Africa (for liquer really). Europens sold those slaves to others (world wide, not just the U.S.) (... continued)
mallen - January 15, 2009, 8:09 pm
Last time I checked. The Democrats were in charge of the SOuth.
vonredjudas - January 5, 2009, 12:36 am
Wasnt it a republican in power when the slaves were freed?
Sean - November 18, 2008, 7:46 pm
Funny poster. Nice wry delivery. I like sarcasm.
Walkerofskies - November 18, 2008, 7:40 pm
Ahhhhh I was looking for some failsauce to put on my burgur. Thanks Steve
Steve - November 9, 2008, 6:24 pm
LogicDude? I believe that name is an oxymoron
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 8, 2008, 4:21 pm
Anonymous, don't try to use statistics to back up your racism. No one alive now was in the civil war, and I couldn't give a flying f*** what you think.
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 12:59 pm
I don't think "we" will be even until we have 620,001 die...so please go kill yourself. THEN we'll all be even-steven, you'll be happy, and so will we.
Anonymous - November 8, 2008, 12:49 pm
Very well, I'll be clearer. 'us' refers to white people, 'you bastards' refers to blacks who seem to think that we owe them something. And I know d*** well why the war started.
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 9:25 am
He seems to think the Union Army's deaths to free slaves in the Civil War makes it even. He needs to brush up on his history as that is NOT why the war started. And saying you "freed" those you brought into captivity doesn't make it "even"...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 8, 2008, 2:37 am
Who is 'us' in your statement, and who is 'you bastards'. I never owned any slaves, and my family came over after the civil war through Ellis Island from Scandinavia and Poland. Try to be clearer.
Anonymous - November 8, 2008, 1:03 am
We were even after 620,000 of us died to free you bastards
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 11:32 am
I'm beginning to think that the name "Steve" is just a substitution for "Fail" by the commenter.
Steve - November 7, 2008, 11:31 am
I'm beginning to think that the word "fail" is just a substitution for "lack of wit" by the commenter.
Anon - November 7, 2008, 11:29 am
You do realize that this is supposed to be a joke, right?
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 9:08 am
Let's see, Obama's Dad is descended from slave traders and his Mother is a white woman. FAIL.
Jimmy - November 6, 2008, 11:46 pm
Not even close


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